#unfuckenreal. NOT an Onion story!!
“Earlier this week, Tesla filed an application with the US Patent and Trademark Office to trademark the name for a “distilled agave liquor” and “distilled blue agave liquor,” —- here.
Also in today’s NY Post — Tesla is on a blitz trying to get people to order their cars by this Monday …. because that is the last day of the $7,500 credit.
Elon said that all new orders will be delivered by the END OF THE YEAR. And he really really means it. Yes, you WILL get your car in just a few months. Not kidding. Pinky swear!! Trust me … you KNOW you an trust me! I’ve never lied to you before, said Elon. If I don’t deliver your car by Christmas, I will kill starfcker, he said.